ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
but even though it was just one quick selfie they all manage to look utterly perfect where as if that was me and my friends we would have to take it like 83 times and end up deleting them all basically.